squirrels to come

by the by, a hearty thanks to my first donor. you know who you are, and your money will be spent as specified. :D

can't seem to get rid of the arm flub though

school is out but i'm teaching summer school so i have to plan for that and i'm cleaning the house because i haven't in weeks and also golly tried to kill me a bird but i wouldn't let her and so i had to take care of it for a couple of days and oh yeah and i have an ant problem and i can't leave a morsel of food out for more than two and a half minutes without a swarm of ants descending and

*passes out*

this didn't actually happen

guest comic by happy pee pee head

thanks john-paul georgeringo. your comic is one of the best-kept little secrets of the internet.

i made some cute thangs outta t-shirts too

thanks for putting up with me, carter.

phoning it in

got paid for a painting yesterday and took a couple friends out to dinner. we took a chance on this place based solely on its name - cozy yum yum - and it ended up being one of the top five meals i've ever had in my life. then we caught the movie "the fountain" on cable, which is one of my top five movies.

see, this could have easily been a comic, but school's almost over and i'm phoning this puppy in.

to understand the "a bloo bloo" reference, see here.

i am a barrel of fun

oh and i also knitted a lot

guest starring jess

bonus saturday post

so yesterday, right after i posted my gross comic, guess who waltzes into my studio with a fucking chipmunk in her mouth?


three guesses, first two don't count.

(un?)luckily, he was still alive, and it looked like she only got him really good under his left eye. since i have a trained cat (yes i effin do) i snapped my fingers a couple of times like cesar millan and she dropped it. he was still too scared to move, so i got to pick him up, thus finally realizing my lifelong dream of holding a chipmunk.


dear diary...

he was still freaked out when i put him in the tree, but he calmed down eventually, at least enough to remember that he should get and stay the hell away from this house.


pictured here: a frozen chipmunk

i turned to apologize to golly, knowing that it was merely her barncat mouser nature to want to provide for me, her helpless kitten, but it was too late.


somebody's pissed.

my screams are the screams of the damned

sorry for the late comic, all you 11 readers.

g's up ho's down while you motherfuckers bounce to this

"gin and juice", from the new compliation "songs to end abrubtly upon discovering a dead mole".

oh yeah hey and it's my little brother's birthday. happy 22nd, mister binky boo.

an oversimplification

but it's pretty much true

shut up shut up shut up

i am totally fucking done with this week and month. hello may, let's hope you bring me a paycheck that i can do something with besides eat ramen.

in other news, i have officially posted the lamest 50th comic ever. except for those "obama the socialist muslim" stick figure comics somewhere on bill o'reilly's geocities page.