I did a spit-take of orange soda all over my computer at the "I'm Batman" line. You owe me a new keyboard, Miss B. And is your ex balding or is he a monk?
Matt, I learned a long time ago that one should never attempt the consumption of anything when reading, viewing, listen to, or thinking about anything that is a product of Miss B's brain.
My problem is that I didn't learn this concept well enough to put it in practice. What's really bad is when you have a combo spit-take with nose shooter. Especially at a dining venue.
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I did a spit-take of orange soda all over my computer at the "I'm Batman" line. You owe me a new keyboard, Miss B. And is your ex balding or is he a monk?
he's balding pretty good. in a few years he's gonna be rockin' the horseshoe.
squid arms incorporated cannot be held responsible for spit-takes or nose shooters (when milk/juice/whiskey/robitussin exits via the nostrils).
*feels old*
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*always vain*
you're only as old as the women you feel.
Matt, I learned a long time ago that one should never attempt the consumption of anything when reading, viewing, listen to, or thinking about anything that is a product of Miss B's brain.
My problem is that I didn't learn this concept well enough to put it in practice. What's really bad is when you have a combo spit-take with nose shooter. Especially at a dining venue.
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