i kinda can't wait for halloween

sorry for the late comic

oh yeah and then i had to go to the conference on top of all this bullshit

hey i think someone stole my password...

i'm enjoying a four-day weekend

i think you gave me an acid flashback

porchlight zine

sorry about the delay today. busy weekend, etc. no comic. :(

oh, just kidding. go here to download porchlight zine, where one of my comics just got published. haaaaay

also amazing: zombie dinosaurs

oh duh of course

sorry about the triple post monday. blogger troubles.

another character appears

apparently i made brenda talk like southern white trash rather that boston white trash. patrick informs me that she should have said something like "fuckin' 'omo" but i like her better southern.

FUCKING FINALLY

new roommate! new job (still in pre-k)! new haircut!

sorry for the adjustment period. life got in the way. HOWEVER! i'm back now. to stay.

golly's revenge, part III: the gollying

it's really hard teaching kids during the summer when it's hot and they don't wanna be there and you don't wanna be there and you come home and your goddamn computer is staring you in the face saying "draw on me bitch" so you pretty much just hit the bottle and tell the internet to fuck off unless you wanna watch bollywood movies

p.s. yeah, i know mom's grey hairs have mysteriously disappeared, and the white of her skirt is gone in panel 6, but i'll fix it. i was tired.

golly's revenge, part II: electric boogaloo

the top panel comes from a discussion i had with some friends a while back about the afterlife: keep your religious and scientific beliefs to yourself. i personally believe that after death comes color bars.

golly's revenge, part I

this should explain what happened to me last week.

except that it's not at all what happened.

squirrels to come

by the by, a hearty thanks to my first donor. you know who you are, and your money will be spent as specified. :D

can't seem to get rid of the arm flub though

school is out but i'm teaching summer school so i have to plan for that and i'm cleaning the house because i haven't in weeks and also golly tried to kill me a bird but i wouldn't let her and so i had to take care of it for a couple of days and oh yeah and i have an ant problem and i can't leave a morsel of food out for more than two and a half minutes without a swarm of ants descending and

*passes out*

this didn't actually happen

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thanks john-paul georgeringo. your comic is one of the best-kept little secrets of the internet.

i made some cute thangs outta t-shirts too

thanks for putting up with me, carter.

phoning it in

got paid for a painting yesterday and took a couple friends out to dinner. we took a chance on this place based solely on its name - cozy yum yum - and it ended up being one of the top five meals i've ever had in my life. then we caught the movie "the fountain" on cable, which is one of my top five movies.

see, this could have easily been a comic, but school's almost over and i'm phoning this puppy in.

to understand the "a bloo bloo" reference, see here.

i am a barrel of fun